Surviving Las VegasTheRealMrVegas
And The Spur Of
The Moment

TheRealMrVegas explores his literary skills in this trip report he posted to the LasVegasTalk discussion board. You can re-read this four-part trip report, and all its associated banter here: 1,2,3,4 (18 and older please.)

Post subject: Spur of the Moment TR Part 1

Ok folks here it is my SOTM TR... Now just so you know, I wrote this in a different style because LMLD suggested something to me in a unrelated post that got me to try this for fun...

Also if you find non-gambling or little gambling TR's Boring don't read any further.. Or if you find the details of the trip to Vegas boring stop now, as I share every moment leading up to and of, and after my trip...

So if you are still intrigued at how a 42 year old man parlays a spur of the moment trip into a great time, then read on dear reader read on!!!!

THE TR!!

As I stated dear reader this trip was a spur of the moment idea. I needed a Vegas fix bad, she was calling to me like a lost Lover calls when you least expect her too.. I knew I needed to satisfy the urge within me so when I got home from work on Saturday Night, I approached my lovely wife and asked her if I could scratch that itch. I also invited her along, but she didn't wan to make the long drive, but she gave me the go ahead, and so a shower and a bag packing later and I was out the door and firing up Big Red...

As I drove into the night my excitement grew with each passing moment, for I knew that I would eventually reach my goal, and that all my desires would be fulfilled... My first desire was a hot Capucinno from the gas station in Wickenburg, a ritual of sorts for me, Desire fullfilled...

My next desire was fulfilled a few hours later at the travel center just outside of Kingman, some gas for Big Red, and a nice T-bone and Eggs for me... Now I was halfway to paradise, and the lure was getting stronger, I was tired but her call was beckoning me, like a TRUE Siren her song was luring me to her, and I couldn't resist her sultry tune...

As I crested that hill on the 93/515 and saw the first glimpse of the lady I knew she had me right where she wanted me, the outline of her glorious dens of sin were like the curves of a familiar lover, and she was enticing me to enter her and explore her depths and discover her hidden secrets, it was breathtaking....

As I turned onto the strip my heart raced, she had me, and she was going to give me pleasure as only she can give... I was hers and she knew it, I gave myself to her completley and she rewarded me with pleasure beyond description... Let the games begin!!!

Now as I had no room reservations, I needed to secure lodging, I love the CC, but I kind of wanted a central location for this trip so as I could explore my ladies inner most depths, and discover her truly hidden pleasures...

So I pulled into the Casino Royale Parking Lot, and prepared myself for the beginning of the seduction.. As I walked in the door the first smells of Vegas enveloped me like the embrace of a sensual lover... Like the sexy nape of a womans neck with a light hint of Loves Baby Soft these smells excited me, and left me with promises of pleasure to come...

As I walked past the craps table still full with early morning revelers, I watched her seduce them, with her Green Lush Felt like the silky down of a woman's most private part... I watched as the painted colors of her numerous betting options lured them like a painted lady..

Their fate controlled by perfectly squared cubes of plastic that tease like lucious red lips, with promises of full on tongue kisses, but delivering only pecks on the cheek to a lucky few, and a slap in the face to countless others....

I approached the weary desk clerk and asked about securing lodging for the evening... I was quoted a decent rate for a no resi spur of the moment trip, but I wanted to just check Harrahs and the IP out as well... So I told them thanks and I may be back.. Next I entered into Harrahs and felt at home at once, this lovely lady is a familiar temptress who welcomed me into her loving arms...

I was asking about a room and a manager just happened to be at the desk, he told me that he had rooms available, and that as a frequent visitor to Harrahs properties he could offer me a room for $50.00.

Now this was a good rate for this property with no reservation, and I love the location of this place, so I was ready to jump on it.. I was unsure of sounding greedy but I asked if any upgrades were available, the manager and clerk looked at the pooter and said they could offer me a Jaccuzzi Suite for $50.00 more...

Oh the lady is a temptress, but I said that was a bit more than my budget could afford, so a regular room would be fine. The clerk began to take my info and the manager left.. But he came back a few minutes later and said what if I could get you in that suite for $10.00 more, I said sign me up.... So The lady rewarded me with a JS for $60.00, what a deal, of course I knew the reason was empty rooms equal no revenue, my $60.00 may not be but a mere molecule in the big bucket of water called Harrahs, but it is better than nothing..

And the best part was the room was available right then, so a tip for my two new best friends later, I was in the room... The Jaccuzzi suites are very nice, a little dated but very comfy and great views... I had a wonderful view of Mirage, TI, and Caesers Palace from 2 large picture windows in the room...

I slipped into the JT and just slipped into the warm sensual pleasure it provided, my muscles relaxed and I felt renewed and refreshed.. But I needed a nap, if I was going to explore my ladies treasures...

After a nice nap, I decided a trip to the pool was in order, it was overcast and dreary but still very hot outside... At the pool I noticed these 2 very attractive young nubile Japanese lovely's, and believe me they were stunning.. After awhile I noticed they were looking in my direction, and giggling and smiling.. Now I couldn't figure out why, but they came over to me and wanted to know where I got my drink...

OK now I realized what the attraction was, I had brought one of those 100 oz drink containers with me from my last trip, I had filled it with Ice and about 6 bottles of water.... They thought it was so neat... I told them where to get one, and struck up a conversation, I bought them both drinks and we began to have a lot of fun...

They were taking pictures by the pool and of them holding the drinks and the BIG ONE.... I felt like a kid again just being around them... Well I wanted to get back to the room and get ready for an evening in my ladies lovely embrace, so I told them I had to go...

They wanted a take a picture with me (probably so they could tell their friends, see they have Buddah in America too) OK maybe not that bad, but you get the idea.... We took the photo, and then these two lovely's got very close, and kissed me on each cheek, Not sure if it was the heat or the lack of blood to my brain (it was going somewhere else at the time), but I almost passed out...

But I remembered my vows, and how sexy my own Lil Lady is, and exited as a perfect gentleman... But I have to say the boost to the EGO was nice indeed...

I returned to the room and took another Jaccuzzi, it was still light out but the overcast skys were making it seem almost night like out.. So I sat at my window with a fine handcrafted Ale (you know the kind I'm always Yapping about), and just took in the lovliness of my lady..

Oh she was calling me, she had plans for me to be sure, her sweet seductive song was calling, and I was ready to succumb to her pleasures.... It was time for our Union to be consumated...

So I headed out into her warm embrace, and prepared myself for pure bliss.... To Be Continued!!!!!

OK Folks here is part two of my SOTM TR... The first part got good responses, and so I will continue with the adventure...

I stepped out onto the sidewalk and the Carnival Court was already hopping, a fairly decent band was playing, and the crowd was slight but fun loving to be sure...

The music was like the soft beckoning of a lover enticing you to explore her with unbridled passion, to allow yourself to be consumed by her seductiveness, and to relish in the ever consuming passion she has created in you!!!

So I went to the bar and watched the masters work their craft, I watched them make grown women turn to jelly, and I watched them even make the simple task of pouring a Beer into an art form... But alas my lady had more to offer, and she was anxious to show me just how much pleasure she can provide!!

So I next stopped in the IP to play Guess That Smell, and yep it's still there and nope I can't quite make out what it is... Th Casino wasn't very busy except for one section, the Dealertainers pit.. People seemed to enjoy this area a great deal and the tables were full..

I took in the ambiance for a bit, then headed back into my ladies waiting arms... Next Stop O'Sheas, DEAD... Moving on I walked through the Flamingo, this place gives off that great old school vibe that just stirs my imagination.. Wondering what it was like in the days of Bugsy and the Boys, or the days when the Rat Pack ruled the strip..

While the last rays of light were still providing a soft sultry glow, I went to the wildlife exhibit and the place still amazes me, such beauty, and peacefulness... I just love the tranquility of this wonderful exhibit, my lady certainly has a way with beauty....

Back out into her loving arms darkness was now claiming lights last hold on the sky, and my lady was about to really come alive, her wonderous glow was both warming and inviting, and now my lust for her was in full effect, it was time to raise the stakes so to speak....

Stopped in another favorite spot of mine the BC, and ordered a Sammie, oh she was refreshing, and a water was a wonderful relief as well from the humid night... Joe the BT was from Ohio, and we had a nice conversation about back East, and what we missed back there, food mostly....

The conversation was so pleasent and engaging that another Sammie just seemed in order, oh yes my lady was stacking the deck now, she was plying me with fun and Beer, and she was just getting warmed up, she is such a playful Vixen indeed..

I bid Joe a fond farewell and headed out to Bally's I walked in, and down to the SportsBook to check some scores, and I love the sportsbar theme of the place... I went out the Back Entrance and heade to EI...

Had a nice Amber Brew there and the Buzz was settling in nicely, wanted Prime Rib, but the place was PACKED.... But my lady had yet another offering awaiting me, so I headed back over to Bally's, and into Paris, funny but the buzz wears off quick when it is still 100 degrees or so with 85% humidity.. Man sweating is not the word....

I needed Hydration, so I had two glasses of water at the otherwise dead bar, and then I had a 10oz Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. I walked through LeShops, and got a small loaf of Artisan Bread, it was wonderful with some outstanding fresh made Orange marmalade....

Back out into the night, the bread had only stirred my appetite, so I headed to the Aladdin for a quick walk through DP, then crossed over to the other side of the strip at risk to life and limb, and headed to the BW...

I ordered up the Mini Burger Combo, 3 minis, fries and a Sammie.. I asked the lady cooking to please only cook them for half the normal time, and she did just that, and so my burgers were Medium Rare and just yummy.. The fries were hot and tasty and the cold Beer brought it all together.... Got some cigars from LVCC as well..

Next stop was the MCBP for a Jackpot Pale Ale, and a few glasses of water... Met some nice folks at the bar and had a lovely conversation, and a decent Brew (you know the kind I am always yapping about)..

Stopped into NYNY, and just walked around a bit, went over to Excalibur did the same took the tram to MB, walked around a bit, then stopped at Luxor for a nice stroll through the place, used the walkway to get back to the castle, then headed over to the Trop...

At the Trop I again got that OSV, and just enjoyed the feel of this Vegas Icon... I got some more water, and then headed to MGM and Zuri's... Ah my lady was truly providing a relaxing and pleasurable experience, and now she would indulge me with one of my favorite things a fine Belgian Ale....

I ordered a Phantome Trippel Ale, one of my all time favorites this Beer is truly A gift from God, it is wonderful and complex and just takes you on a sensual journey of wondeful fruity overtones, and rich malty flavors that culminate in a wonderful warming sensation that just leaves you speechless.. Oh my lady had truly rewarded me... Along with one of the cigars I bought , this was heaven...

Headed back out to the Bellagio, I love the class of this place, it just is so elegant, but you almost feel like your at Grandma's house and you are afraid to sit on the furniture...

Next stop Caesars and the wonderful Seahorse Lounge, this place is so visualy pleasing, and it just exudes poshness... I LOVE it... I ordered nothing in it yet felt like I had just had a tremendous time along with an optical orgasm....

Stopped in Mirage Briefly, then the TI... Had a Sin City Amber Ale at the outside Margi Bar, then crossed over to the V... Strolled through the V and was again amazed by it's beauty and elegance... I love the place..

Crossed back over and stopped at the Frontier, just for the ambiance of the joint.. I love the place even though it is cowboy themed and I hate that crap... This place is just so old school.. For Punter I went over to the Sigma Derby Machine and played for a bit, it was a blast...

Next stop Stardust, OLD SCHOOL BABY!!! This place just feels homey to me, like a warm hug from your mom when you were young and it was a cold day, and you had just come in from outside... I just walked through and felt history in her walls...

Next stop the HO baby!!! Stopped in and just breathed her in, ahhh the smell of stale beer and steaming Ho Dogs, as alluring as the finest perfume worn by the sexiest lady.... My tummy rumbled but not yet, I still was digesting the Burgers....

Over to the SOF to say hey to Blayze.... Had 2 Amstel Lights and talked to my favorite BT in Vegas for a bit, then Hit my stomping grounds the CC...... Strolled through and got reaquainted with an old friend, then crossed over to the RIV..... Walked through briefly, then caught a cab to Big Dogs.... HAd the IPA, and some fun there, then caught a cab to Downtown.. Hit Chicago Brewing And Triple 7 IPA 's at both.. Had a nice time DT, but the strip was calling.. Cabbed it back to the Strat, took a bit of a peak in, hit Sahara for a quick peak as well..

Getting late, back to the HO Viva Le Dog Baby.... Took the trolley back to Harrah's and the CC was hopping, it was packed with people, and fun was being had... My lady enticed me to enter and I did... I ordered a SNPA, and watched the BT do amazing things with that bottle...

I tipped well, next thing I know he's blowing a whistle, and holding up the tip... Suddenly a very lovely lady in a referee outfit comes up, and grabs me.. She sits me at a very high stool at the bar, and climbs up on the bar... She tells me to lay my head back, and I do, she then straddles me, and guys let me just say this, there is not one person at that bar who has to guess the size of my package if you get my meaning....

She then says open your mouth Stud, and like a lost puppy I obey... She suddenly crouches above me, and the BT hands her two metallic pint glasses sort of stuck together... The crowd is just whooping it up, and she slowly seperates the cups and some fruity concoction begins pouring into my mouth.. as she's pouring she starts standing, and the crowd is cheering, and I am drowning in sticky fruity bliss...

The pouring ends, she jumps off the bar, sits me up kisses me on the cheek, and says thanks Stud I needed that... Ok I am freaking delirious at this point, and I think I managed to stutter anytime or some other lame macho response... Man was that fun too much almost it seemed... Of course later I learned that anyone tipping big got the same treatment, but I felt special for that brief moment anyway...

I went back inside and caught the tail end of the Piano Show.. I was wide awake and my lady had more to show me... The fun was just starting and the last few hours of the night held so much promise...

I stepped back out into my lady's embrace and she guided me into her softness like a skilled lover trained in the art of pleasure... The foreplay was over, the Kinky sex was about to begin.... To Be Continued..

Ok dear readers part 3 of the TR is here, thanks for reading and enjoy!!!

I wanted to go back into my ladies embrace and did just that, I knew I wanted to partake in my ritual of standing at the lake in front of TI, and just reflect on my trip, so I headed that way..

I stopped in the CR, and man that joint was jumping, it was packed in there... I decided I would do something I had never done before, and my lady was saying yes baby do it for MAMA.....

I threw $40.00 on the craps table with the only open space, and bet only the Pass Line, as I had no clue what I was doing.. I played for 30 minutes and walked away up $50.00 and have no friggin clue how!!! The lady had given me extreme pleasure, but wasn't ready to take me over the top just yet......

But I have to admit I had FUN, man the excitement of the table, and the crowd it was a BLAST.... I grabbed 2 Michs and headed over to the Wynn, nice place but I felt out of place... So back to TI took in the lake and reflected.....

Left TI and back to CR, still packed, man this place takes some abuse here, but it was doing pretty damn well this night... I just sat at the bar this time and watched the fun... The cocktail ladies were very nice and pleasant to both look at and talk to... I had some water, and headed back to home base..

Harrahs was still doing well also the party pit was jumping and it was 4:30am... I decided Harrahs had to have some of my play, so I went to the VP area and found a decent pay schedule on a 10 play machine and plopped in $50.00.... Oh the lady had me now, she wrapped her long legs around me, and pulled me in.... She was scratching my back and screaming my name, and I was in heaven as she took me to exstacy..

The CW was there in an instant and I ordered a Sammie Light, I asked her if she would bring 2 next trip and I would reward her for the effort, she came back 15 minutes later with 2 SL's.. I tipped well, and played happy... After 1 hr I was up $60.00 and I cashed out...

I decided to do one more thing for my lady before calling it quits, so as the sun was rising and claiming the night sky for it's own, I actually played some BJ... I bought in for $50.00 and played for 30 minutes.. I lost $30.00 but had fun sort of, I still prefer being out and about, but I did have a good time...

It is now 6:15 am, I go to the front desk and ask for a 1pm checkout, and it is granted..... My lady has shown me much pleasure, and has left me exhausted but satisfied, I am spent and happy, and I need sleep...

I go to the room, crack a fine handcrafted ale, take a long lingering look out at my lady's beauty, sip the refreshing brew, and reflect on another great time in Vegas... Ahhh But the lady she isn't done with me yet, final chapter coming dear reader The Lady always get's the last word!!!

OK dear readers it is finally here, the Final Chapter of Mr. V's TR...

Thanks for all the kind responses in the other 3 parts, and I hope you enjoy this as well...

Woke up at 12:15pm and took one last Jaccuzzi, and a nice shower, loaded up Big Red,checked out of the Temptress, and decided one last trip down the Strip was in order...

The CC was already going as the daytime band was playing, and the bar was full with young revelers just starting the day.. The sky was dark and gray, but that didn't seem to sway them any...

I wanted my Mini Burgers, so I went straight to BW for the Mini Combo, again made to order and YUMMY... I had two waters as well, and then headed back to Harrahs..

I decided I wanted to play one last time to repay the great rate I got, so I allowed my lady to lure me yet again to a VP machine.. Decent pay table not great, but I decided I didn't have time to be choosey... My lady called and I answered by plunking in a $50.00 bill.. About $20.00 Bucks in, the Orgasm came...

I hit 4 Aces with a Deuce kicker, and Bingo Baby, daddy walks away with $400.00... Oh my lady has so rewarded me for my loyalty to her, and I am just splooging all over the machine, the hand pay gal, and myself, what a mess...

I tipped the hand pay gal well, and headed out to Big Red on a winning note... I was feeling pretty good, but I still prefer not to gamble, there is so much else to do....

As I jumped in Big Red, I decided a trip down both ends of the strip was in order... I started out going towards MB as I passed Bellagio I saw some dude screaming, but Asigo said there were fish in here, as Security was whisking him away with a fishing pole in his hand..

I went down to MB, U-Turned it and headed in the other direction.. I was sad to be leaving, and was thankful to my lady for providing me with such pleasure... It was pure bliss to get lost in her depths, to be embraced with such loving care, to be taken to the heights of passion that most could only dream of....

This was again a great trip as always, and was truly Orgasmic... As I passed the Circus Circus, I saw the strangest thing I have ever seen in Vegas..

Out in front of the Casino Enterance, was this Huge Cow, it was eating Bon Bons, and typing on a keyboard.. It kept changing colors, almost as if it was changing personalities... But that wasn't the wierd part, the wierd part was there was this Clown with it's head stuck up the Cow's Butt, It was Hilarious!!!

It was as if the Clown was looking for a clue, it seemed the Clown had no ideas of it's own, but had to seek them from the Cow, it was really strange indeed, and just Hilarious!!!

That just made the trip complete for me, and I knew I could go home happy... I stopped in Lake Havasu, I had a Beer at BB's, and a small Beer at Mudsharks... I then had an INO Burger, and some crispy fries Animal Style and headed home..

The Trip was great but tiring, I crammed as much into the short time I had there as I could... I won money, but still prefer to not gamble, I feel there is too much other stuff to do...

I am just poking fun at Azsigo as he did so with me in his TR.. I actually thought his joke about me was funny as hell....

You all know how I feel about the Cow and the Clown, so enough said there..

Thanks to all for reading, and God Bless.... Viva Las Vegas....