So Who The Hell Am I, And What's With This Site?

Vegas is now run by lawyers and advertising executives.

Like a used car dealer, these are the same guys you’ve seen in every other profession who try to take everything they can from you, while giving you as little as they can in return. These are the same guys who would prefer to spend money on advertising that TELLS you something is good, rather then actually making it good.

Like you, I'm just a guy who likes to go to Vegas. I don't have any special connections, I don't get comp’ed the best of everything, and Dennis Rodman doesn't invite me to parties. Like you, I don't get to go to Vegas as often as I'd like, so when I'm there it really bugs me to spend money and time on something that doesn't rock.

That’s why I made this site.

You can learn from my mistakes, and benefit from my experiences. This site is nothing but my opinions; take them for what they're worth, and use them however you like.

What is this typing doing here? I thought this site was drawn on toilet paper?

Well, it's drawn on a cocktail napkin, but I get your question. I like the handwriting font, but I figure nobody would stay if I made you read everything in that font, so any prose I write (like all the reviews) will be "typed". Hey, cocktail napkins fit in typewriters...

What's with the advertisements? I don't like sites that have ads on them.

Sorry, but I gotta make a living somehow. If you want to get rid of the ads, click on them a bunch. If I get enough money that I can keep the site running while I retire, I'll get rid of them!

Black and White sucks!

Well, the heck with you too, buddy! It started as an experiment, but in the end I really liked the look. Besides, I'm the kind of guy who wears plaids and stripes at the same time, so do you really want me messing around with colors?